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Best replies when asked "what are you on?"

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Ok guys, let's hear em... When at the gym and people (wether you know them or not) ask you what gear you are on. Best/funniest replies. Ready set go.
 
"Beaver tranquilizer and PCP"
That's what I always say. Keep a straight/serious face as I get an odd look from whoever it is... Then casually walk away.
 
Buck antler felt tea... The shit is amazing...

lift till ya puke
 
Rocky mountain oysters
 
There has been a few of these threads in the past couple months. Do a quick search and enjoy the reading :winkfinger:
 
My reply today: " bro it's all in the diet honestly, but I gotta tell you, since I been napping in the afternoon I'm seeing crazy gains. I'd try like 45 minutes no more no less."
 
Last night I said "it's all my diet and creatine but the last 3 weeks I have been taking my wifes birth control and it is really blowing me up" but the guy came up and flat out said "hey bro what roids you running because nobody grows that fast"
 
buildingup said:
Last night I said "it's all my diet and creatine but the last 3 weeks I have been taking my wifes birth control and it is really blowing me up" but the guy came up and flat out said "hey bro what roids you running because nobody grows that fast"
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Hahaha did you tell him bostin Lloyd's synthol :winkfinger:
 
buildingup said:
Last night I said "it's all my diet and creatine but the last 3 weeks I have been taking my wifes birth control and it is really blowing me up" but the guy came up and flat out said "hey bro what roids you running because nobody grows that fast"
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When someone gets pushy after being nice about it.
"Once I stopped worrying about other people's programs and started finding what works for me, I made the best gains."
 
Progress said:
I eat 7x a day all clean foods and workout 6x a week.
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Well we all do this right?
The look on his face when I said I took my wife's BC. I just looked him right in the face and said yeah seriously it works. Lol.
 
Sometimes the truth is best.... People that know me see I am always eating so they believe it.
 
I usually just ignore it, my reply is always "I've been hitting it hard all year" and I end it at that. I don't really conversate with anyone, I like to stay to myself and stay focused.
 
Angel dust and rattlesnake cum, but it won't work without the afternoon naps.
 
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Was waiting in line at Tokyo Joes today and a guy asked if I lifted weights. I was wearing a coat so not sure how he knew. Anyway he said I looked big and asked what it took. I told him lots of food.
 
"Charlie Sheen came out with tiger blood protein powder. I take it 4x a day"
 
Tell them you started doing barre class or zoomba.
 
Rms2188 said:
Ok guys, let's hear em... When at the gym and people (wether you know them or not) ask you what gear you are on. Best/funniest replies. Ready set go.
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Why are you talking at the gym? That's your reason for being pale and unjerked. GICH.

GDI - Where's theCaptn'? He'd set all yer asses straight.
 
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