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Bachelor pad essentials

BigTime

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Just wanted to get your guys thoughts on whats essential for a kick ass bachelor pad. Here's what I got so far.
1. Condoms-for obvious reasons
2. TP-for the ladies and in case you have to shit
3. hand soap-for the ladies
4. diet coke- for the ladies
5. beer- for the bros
6. lava lamp
7. lots of lube-water based
8. 60" plasma- or LED

Alright your turn, lets get this list longer, what does it take to have the most kick ass bachelor pad?
 
lava lamp? lol kick ass sound system gets my vote. gotta have the music. grill/smoker, garage are the ones on the top of my head.
 
Has to have an xbox and/or ps4. To keep it the fuck real.

And a pic of DJs head on this fabulous unicorn hanging in the den.

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Yes PS4 fer shur, Xbox is for kids and yes to a kick ass sound system! As far as that poster....IDK but it growing on me! JK about the Xbox BTW, SONY fanboy here so you'll have to forgive me.
 
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I keep a full set of bondage restraints on the passenger side night stand and a dildo the size of my forearm in the closet for those 23-28 year old chicks that think they're the wildest of the wild. I wish I still drank, I could go for a beer.
 
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Closet, table/chairs (sturdy for action), ceiling mirror, video cameras, some $1 toothbrushes for the ladies, a/c, ashtray.
 
Damgar said:
I keep a full set of bondage restraints on the passenger side night stand and a dildo the size of my forearm in the closet for those 23-28 year old chicks that think they're the wildest of the wild. I wish I still drank, I could go for a beer.
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Havent met alot of girls that are willing to use used dildos for some reason, I mean WTF you wash it it's clean right? just like a real dick.
 
Extra blankets and pillows. You know, for when everyone crashes at your pad. I fucking hate not having pillows and blankets after a long night and/or somewhere comfortable to sleep.
 
Definitely need a nice bong or a sweet pipe of some sort in case someone brings the good good
 
Everclear, roofies, cloroform, Valtrex and meds for the clap.
 
beer, Xanax and Viagra so everyone can walk around with sleepy boners.
 
BigTime said:
Just wanted to get your guys thoughts on whats essential for a kick ass bachelor pad. Here's what I got so far.
1. Condoms-for obvious reasons
2. TP-for the ladies and in case you have to shit
3. hand soap-for the ladies
4. diet coke- for the ladies
5. beer- for the bros
6. lava lamp
7. lots of lube-water based
8. 60" plasma- or LED

Alright your turn, lets get this list longer, what does it take to have the most kick ass bachelor pad?
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Negged for use of condoms. Bareback is where its at, even with a half dozen different partners. YOLO
 
SoCalJC said:
Negged for use of condoms. Bareback is where its at, even with a half dozen different partners. YOLO
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I figured you would have recommended some comfortable slippers or loafers for chilling
 
SoCalJC said:
Negged for use of condoms. Bareback is where its at, even with a half dozen different partners. YOLO
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He knows^^^

I'm going to help you homos out here.
Add cociane...for bad decisons
add cleaning supplies...Hot, sane chicks love clean living spaces. Keep your shit tight
air purifier.... you know the 12 to tilipia filets you pre cooked for lunches this week? Your place smells and you don't smell it cause your in it.
massage table and oils... and take some god damn lessions. They are cheap and for ass its the best investment i have ever made.
Fleshlight... all star baseball players only get on base 3 out of 10 at bats. Every other sex toy should be purchased with the female you intend to use it on. Fore play can(should)start log before clothes are removed.
 
Dieseljimmy said:
He knows^^^

I'm going to help you homos out here.
Add cociane...for bad decisons
add cleaning supplies...Hot, sane chicks love clean living spaces. Keep your shit tight
air purifier.... you know the 12 to tilipia filets you pre cooked for lunches this week? Your place smells and you don't smell it cause your in it.
massage table and oils... and take some god damn lessions. They are cheap and for ass its the best investment i have ever made.
Fleshlight... all star baseball players only get on base 3 out of 10 at bats. Every other sex toy should be purchased with the female you intend to use it on. Fore play can(should)start log before clothes are removed.
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Real talk right here Lol.

Spot on.

I'll add humidor stocked with Zino's.
 
No one else for Xanax and Viagra for a sleep walking sausage fest?
 
Guitar or 3 ( congas, bongos, maracas are always fun to hand out when jammin among friends)
Smoker/grill
Neon beer sign
Stripper leg lamp
Glass pipe w/stocked Mason jars
Ps4
Samsung LED ... no plasma
Food might help
 
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