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I could not help but wonder what is so great about this sport with guys here getting all geeked up over it and now that the World Cup or whatever it is now being played somewhere in South America.
So after reading about it and looking on the internet I have to say I am not impressed.
1) What is the deal with playing ANY sport like you have alligator arms? Seriously use the arms, grab that ball and run with it. Nothing more boring than a sport that limits the use of your body to your legs.
2) Somewhere in the world the score right now is 0-0. Great, that sounds real exciting. Or, you have the 1-1 tie, that's right folks, these games are tied all the time. Wanna make it more exciting? How about somebody actually wins. Seriously, who is satisfied with a tie?
3) The worst part might be the faking of injuries. It's bad enough these guys run around in their knee high socks and nutter pants which make them look gay in the first place but the faking of injuries makes it even worse. Here is a video for your enjoyment, or disgust:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC-H2wXK4T4
4) Before any of my American brethren come in here and tell me soccer is the #1 sport in the world let me remind you America is the #1 super power in the world because we like football! Legalized assault with unmatched aggression that cannot be found in the world. Case in point, Ronnie Lott of the San Francisco 49ers broke his finger in the NFC Championship game and the doctors said he could not play in the Super Bowl. His response to the doctor "then cut it off, I'm playing". How many of these cry baby soccer players would do that. And for comparison, he are some highlights of a real sport NFL Football:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkf2TYnQH0I
Soccer Sucks!!!
So after reading about it and looking on the internet I have to say I am not impressed.
1) What is the deal with playing ANY sport like you have alligator arms? Seriously use the arms, grab that ball and run with it. Nothing more boring than a sport that limits the use of your body to your legs.
2) Somewhere in the world the score right now is 0-0. Great, that sounds real exciting. Or, you have the 1-1 tie, that's right folks, these games are tied all the time. Wanna make it more exciting? How about somebody actually wins. Seriously, who is satisfied with a tie?
3) The worst part might be the faking of injuries. It's bad enough these guys run around in their knee high socks and nutter pants which make them look gay in the first place but the faking of injuries makes it even worse. Here is a video for your enjoyment, or disgust:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC-H2wXK4T4
4) Before any of my American brethren come in here and tell me soccer is the #1 sport in the world let me remind you America is the #1 super power in the world because we like football! Legalized assault with unmatched aggression that cannot be found in the world. Case in point, Ronnie Lott of the San Francisco 49ers broke his finger in the NFC Championship game and the doctors said he could not play in the Super Bowl. His response to the doctor "then cut it off, I'm playing". How many of these cry baby soccer players would do that. And for comparison, he are some highlights of a real sport NFL Football:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkf2TYnQH0I
Soccer Sucks!!!