The story started a long long time ago deep in the heart of Italy............
A drunk garbage man stopped into the local whore house and bought himself a round with a 2 euro whore. He had his "moment" and fell out of the house where the business transaction took place. The next morning the man had no recall of the events that took place the night before. All he can remember was waking up naked with a rubber hanging out of his ass.
The whore was feeling ill, the man spunk that filled her donut, was busy. She went to the Dr. to discover she was pregnant. She began pounding the hooch on a nightly basis trying to forget the situation she was in.
The two people went on their ways without knowing who was the father or that a whore was even preggers. Oh the drama.
Fast forward to 9 months later and it was time to deliver the bastard kin......
Out came the one and only Mario. He was a train wreck from the start, he was born with drug and alcohol withdrawal syndrome, it took months to ween the little bastard off of the stuff. Needless to say he was put up for adoption and was finally adopted by two trannies with excellent tuck jobs.
The boy was raised in a very "unusual" way. He would constantly here his "mothers" yelling behind closed doors "clean my pipes" and "you back it, I'll pack it". This was commonplace for years.
The boy was a disgrace, constantly in trouble at school. He was soon expelled for fiddling a cat in the bathroom. His cat fiddling days were just getting started....
The "mothers" grew concerned about the boy and took him to see a shrink. Needless to say after the first session, the shrink needed to see a shrink. There was no hope.
After years of drug abuse, homosexuality, cat fiddling and prostitution the boy had a voice in his head that kept on repeating over and over "you back it' ill pack it" and "clean my pipes, big boy". Needless to say he knew what to do next.......
The boy went on to become a plumber. One rate to fix a problem, and another "rate" to solve "other" problems. He joined an internet bodybuilding forum and took the screen name Daimonos, maybe you've come across this person before?
GICH.
A drunk garbage man stopped into the local whore house and bought himself a round with a 2 euro whore. He had his "moment" and fell out of the house where the business transaction took place. The next morning the man had no recall of the events that took place the night before. All he can remember was waking up naked with a rubber hanging out of his ass.
The whore was feeling ill, the man spunk that filled her donut, was busy. She went to the Dr. to discover she was pregnant. She began pounding the hooch on a nightly basis trying to forget the situation she was in.
The two people went on their ways without knowing who was the father or that a whore was even preggers. Oh the drama.
Fast forward to 9 months later and it was time to deliver the bastard kin......
Out came the one and only Mario. He was a train wreck from the start, he was born with drug and alcohol withdrawal syndrome, it took months to ween the little bastard off of the stuff. Needless to say he was put up for adoption and was finally adopted by two trannies with excellent tuck jobs.
The boy was raised in a very "unusual" way. He would constantly here his "mothers" yelling behind closed doors "clean my pipes" and "you back it, I'll pack it". This was commonplace for years.
The boy was a disgrace, constantly in trouble at school. He was soon expelled for fiddling a cat in the bathroom. His cat fiddling days were just getting started....
The "mothers" grew concerned about the boy and took him to see a shrink. Needless to say after the first session, the shrink needed to see a shrink. There was no hope.
After years of drug abuse, homosexuality, cat fiddling and prostitution the boy had a voice in his head that kept on repeating over and over "you back it' ill pack it" and "clean my pipes, big boy". Needless to say he knew what to do next.......
The boy went on to become a plumber. One rate to fix a problem, and another "rate" to solve "other" problems. He joined an internet bodybuilding forum and took the screen name Daimonos, maybe you've come across this person before?
GICH.
I'm sorry I still own your mind...
