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Pooping after leg day

Warriorblaze

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What's your favorite technique for getting on and off the throne?

I take a wide stance, place both hands on the front of the seat and lower myself down. I get up using the same stance. Almost like a sumo DL.

P.S. Yes I'm posting this while taking a shit.


Warrior
 
Information over load, some things you can go without ever knowing....lol
 
I put 2 inflatable donuts on the seat so I wont have to squat so far... just jking
 
I have handicap bars installed in my bathrooms.
Accidentally tore a towel bar off the wall at my brother's house once.

Get a small step stool...like 8-10" tall to place in front of the bowl with your feet up on it while you do your business...makes for a smooth move...
 
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well.... I was going to rep you for posting while taking a shit.
 
I basically perform a slow wide stance squat. I try not to slam my ass on the seat because well... it hurts :(
 
Well I just kinda squat and plop down. Getting up is whole different story. Im not sure which is worse takin a dookie after leg day or takin one after you do chest or bicepts. Cause then its almost impossible to wipe.
 
I have a custom shit chute...........I can lean back in a almost full stance and fire shit missiles that never miss their target.
 
I try to wait til dark and take a sumo stance on my neighbor's yard, pull the cheeks apart and thrust so it projects and has less of a chance of collateral damage. They think it's a neighborhood dog. It just gets messy with too much whey in the system.
 
Sitting down is manageable. Getting back off? Yeah, I roll onto my knees, fall to the floor and drag myself through the house.
 
First I place my hustler and fruit loops on the tank, then I step over the bowl and pop a squat. This way I can do 3 things at once, but you have to be butt ass naked for this to work. Try it!.. It's amazing ;)
 
Get Shredded!
given this is a problem for me for peeing as well (we all know girls don't poop) and peeing is more frequent

I have perfected the free fall in order to not actually break the toilet...

































or I pee in the shower
 
I prefer A.C. Slatering. A.K.A sitting on the toilet backwards and dropping a bomb.
 

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