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Mates,
As some of you know when the lads & I are on the piss all bets are off and the sky is the limit. For older members who recall my NYE escapades, this one trumps even that night & it was too good not to share.
Before I begin, let me explain to those who know, things are exceeding wonderful with treatment and as such I've been given a new lease on life which is probably why I jumped at this chance.
Right then,
So the lads and I are out pub crawling this last Friday, celebrating my treatment success. The alcohol was flowing freely and in copious amounts. I head to the toilet to make room for subsequent rounds and pints and walk into two blokes discussing boxing. As an amateur pugilist I inject myself into the conversation and we begin discussing the subject. One of them challenges me to a match, drunkenly I accept. And we head out the rear door or the pub, climb into their vehicle and off we go......to a bloody fucking Pikey camp 150km away. I'd completely forgotten about my mates at the pub, who were waiting for me.
Suddenly I'm feeling like Gorgeous George from Snatch but a challenge is a challenge and I'm up to task. They have a ring set up in their camp illuminated by the headlights from their vehicles. 5 rounds later I am the recipient of a proper thrashing but it was a great time and I'm well pleased with my efforts. The rest of the evening was a continued drunken festival and I believe we stopped reveling somewhere around 8am. Only when I awoke and sobered up did I realize I'd left my phone back in the pub and my mates had no idea where I'd gone. I phoned one of them to come pick me up. 2 hours later they showed up and I had hell to pay the entire trip back to town.
Upon arriving at my flat, my best mate was there, walked right up to me socked me in the jaw hard enough to put me on my arse (I'm noticing a theme here), tossed my phone at me, exchanged some choice words, and stormed off.
The REAL pisser is the ginger bird I'm smitten with gave me what for and I had hell to pay to get back in her good graces.
What an epic evening though.
As some of you know when the lads & I are on the piss all bets are off and the sky is the limit. For older members who recall my NYE escapades, this one trumps even that night & it was too good not to share.
Before I begin, let me explain to those who know, things are exceeding wonderful with treatment and as such I've been given a new lease on life which is probably why I jumped at this chance.
Right then,
So the lads and I are out pub crawling this last Friday, celebrating my treatment success. The alcohol was flowing freely and in copious amounts. I head to the toilet to make room for subsequent rounds and pints and walk into two blokes discussing boxing. As an amateur pugilist I inject myself into the conversation and we begin discussing the subject. One of them challenges me to a match, drunkenly I accept. And we head out the rear door or the pub, climb into their vehicle and off we go......to a bloody fucking Pikey camp 150km away. I'd completely forgotten about my mates at the pub, who were waiting for me.
Suddenly I'm feeling like Gorgeous George from Snatch but a challenge is a challenge and I'm up to task. They have a ring set up in their camp illuminated by the headlights from their vehicles. 5 rounds later I am the recipient of a proper thrashing but it was a great time and I'm well pleased with my efforts. The rest of the evening was a continued drunken festival and I believe we stopped reveling somewhere around 8am. Only when I awoke and sobered up did I realize I'd left my phone back in the pub and my mates had no idea where I'd gone. I phoned one of them to come pick me up. 2 hours later they showed up and I had hell to pay the entire trip back to town.
Upon arriving at my flat, my best mate was there, walked right up to me socked me in the jaw hard enough to put me on my arse (I'm noticing a theme here), tossed my phone at me, exchanged some choice words, and stormed off.
The REAL pisser is the ginger bird I'm smitten with gave me what for and I had hell to pay to get back in her good graces.
What an epic evening though.