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i'm not sorry . . .

SlappyTX

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following in the greatness of custom's epic threads like "the following people got fuck yourselves" and "i love you man!" i have decided to make this thread.

i'm not sorry for,

peeing on the toilet seat in the gas station bathroom, if the employees don't clean it why should i care?
flippin the bird at the old bitch driving a minivan who almost t-boned me pulling out of the walmart parking lot
farting in bed
eating all the left-overs
negging arrogant newbs
repping offensive posts
hating on pinche mojados
liking michael jackson
downloading music for free
downloading porn for free
eating up all the cookies
calling my weed dealer at 12:20am on a tuesday
 
I'm not sorry for not being sorry
I'm not sorry for saying the baby was ugly. We were all thinking it why am I an asshole for saying it?
I'm not sorry for changing my order at Starbucks after you already made it.
I'm not sorry for leaving work early. All I do is hang out on ASF anyway
I'm not sorry for making shitty nicknames for people I don't like.

I'm not sorry for asking my wife to marry me and I'm not sorry she said yes.....(she may read this)

Here is a start. There will be more
 
excellent additions! damn, how did i forget not being sorry for not being sorry? reps when i can
 
I'm not sorry for outing Thecapnt' for being one of World-pharma's tranny hookers
I'm not sorry for not paying taxes
I'm not sorry for liking AZZA....I miss the poor bastard
I'm not sorry for having a small penis (which works in big ways)
I'm not sorry for asking nudes from Featherfan....who would'nt
I'm not sorry for having gay dreams after seeing Dieseljimmy half naked....
 
I am not sorry for not washing my hands after I piss. What, do I piss on my hands?


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Im not sorry when I deadlift it sounds like a car pile up. Yeah and you all can have the big boy plates back when im done.
Im not sorry it smells. I love fucking beans and broccoli.
Im not sorry I eye fucked your wife. Shes hot.
Im not sorry im more terked and jan then you. I train harder, eat better and pin more gearz
Im not sorry that I bothered custom, griffth, big worm and big and swoll for nudz of their pregger wives. I love preggers

This is my wheelhouse... might think of a few more
 
Dieseljimmy said:
Im not sorry when I deadlift it sounds like a car pile up. Yeah and you all can have the big boy plates back when im done.
Im not sorry it smells. I love fucking beans and broccoli.
Im not sorry I eye fucked your wife. Shes hot.
Im not sorry im more terked and jan then you. I train harder, eat better and pin more gearz
Im not sorry that I bothered custom, griffth, big worm and big and swoll for nudz of their pregger wives. I love preggers

This is my wheelhouse... might think of a few more
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You want some lactating pics?
 
IML Gear Cream!
Im not sorry i tell kids at my gym im natty ...
 
I'm not sorry I forgot to order my dinner with no veggies and had the waiter think it was his fault when I told him I ordered it that way and he fucked up
 
I'm not sorry for getting my mate Philip piss drunk to the point that he passed out and I put his arse on a train headed 5.5 hours away. He woke up in Cornwall. It's bloody fucking funny & he'd do the same to me.

I'm not sorry that I wonder what young nuns wear under their get up.

I'm not sorry that every time I see a fucking chav I want to feed him a healthy serving curb chips.

I'm not sorry for wanking to my mate's younger sister. Sadly we've only snogged a few times.

I'm not sorry that I took my mate up on the suggestion to come here to ASF.

I'm not sorry that I believe Guy Fawkes was right.

I'm not sorry for out lifting blokes who run their gob instead of pushing plates. All mouth no trousers they are.

I'm not sorry for being a proper bastard. Piss off if you don't like me. I'm too fucking old and set in my ways to change now.

I'm not sorry in the least for the mistakes I've made in my life and the ones yet to come. They're character defining moments.



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I'm not sorry I can be a jealous passive aggressive bitch
I'm not sorry about intimidating assholes in the gym by lifting more that are wasting space and equipment

- - - Updated - - -

I'm not sorry when I'm a bitch period
 
these are all great additions!
 
To my wife..

I'm not sorry for cumming within 5 minutes during sex this morning. It's all this test circulating in my body. (Don't worry, she got hers too, I just kept going)


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I'm sorry for joining these stupid forums:coffee: and not saving the nudes custom sent me of his insanely hot wife.
 
Get Shredded!
lats, you're doing it wrong. this is the NOT sorry thread. i would assume you would have a lot to add to this list.
 
tbjeff said:
To my wife..

I'm not sorry for cumming within 5 minutes during sex this morning. It's all this test circulating in my body. (Don't worry, she got hers too, I just kept going)


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She's lucky, my gf only got about two minutes. ::not sorry::
 
tbjeff said:
I just pinned 150mg test prop, near the end of my second week... horny as fuark right now.:clapping:
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nice work. now don't be sorry for any surprise sex than might happen.
 
^^ lololol

True dawg.

Just got home from the gym. Good run.

Id like to add to the list: I'm sorry to the fucking douchebags who walk out from the weight room and strut around in front of all the cardio equipment looking like a fucking dwarf star that's about to implode because their biceps (so they think) are too big. LEAVE THE GYM. YOU FAIL.


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D-lats said:
I'm sorry for joining these stupid forums:coffee: and not saving the nudes custom sent me of his insanely hot wife.
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Mrs Custom is hawt. I'm not sorry for LHJO all over her nudes. Or customs.
 
i'm not sorry for referring to nicaraguans, hondurans, guatemalans, costa ricans, panamanians etc. as mexicans. if you entered the united states via the u.s. mexican border you are a mexican.

also not sorry for referring to mexicans as beaners. your culture celebrates the consumption of beans. deal with it.
 
SoCalJC said:
Mmmm beans. I also love rice. White rice. So Slappy does that make me a Mexican -Asian -American?

If so, I'm not sorry.
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if that's how you feel than don't be sorry

soy una pinche wedo y no me siento

i'm loud and arrogant and i'm not sorry (this line is not the translation of the line above, but it's kinda close)
 
I'm not sorry for fucking up my first post:coffee: but customs wife is just so hawt!
 
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