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One year my dad made me the hulk.. he painted me green with some home made shit.... it didnt come off for a few days... I was fucking green for damn near a week.. It was then my interest was peeked about roids.. cause I wanted to juice and kick his fucking ass!
New born? A lil man? congrats my man that is awesome.. I have a lil man myself, he thinks he's a super hero, from sofa to sofa to my stomach when im least expecting it...But nothing better than him landing on my lap! Best wishes man.. I mean it!Yeah I'm blessed he's here right now meeting my new born son right now
I'll save the story about how my mom made me a fucking bumble bee with black leggin's on Halloween, for a rainy day! as the other kids where cool zombies..Lmao! Good one.
I'll save the story about how my mom made me a fucking bumble bee with black leggin's on Halloween, for a rainy day! as the other kids where cool zombies..
No joke, she even made wings that were attached to my fucking arms.. and slinky like antennas on my cranium.. I wanted to be a god damn zombie like the the other kids...Dad told me "mom made this, you wear it"... He promised me next year I could be whatever I wanted.. I always wanted to be Chew-Boca... after being fucking green for a week, I knew it would be a bad idea to be hairy... having fucking look'a like pubic hairs clued to my grill for a week would suck, so fuck being Chew-Boca!Hahahahahahaha. Got to hear this one!
My mom made me a fire fighter when I was a kid. I get a lot of questions when people see that picture. The main one being, "you were a cute kid, what happened?"
No joke, she even made wings that were attached to my fucking arms.. and slinky like antennas on my cranium.. I wanted to be a god damn zombie like the the other kids...Dad told me "mom made this, you wear it"... He promised me next year I could be whatever I wanted.. I always wanted to be Chew-Boca... after being fucking green for a week, I knew it would be a bad idea to be hairy... having fucking look'a like pubic hairs clued to my grill for a week would suck, so fuck being Chew-Boca!
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That's hilarious. But on a serious note isn't it memories like this that you cherish now? Even though you hated it when it was going on? Good story brother!
that is amazing man that you are close with him, keep it that way.. because life can change in an instant.. I lost my father a few years ago..it happen fast and we never expected it..so many words left unsaid..Vision, that is the things that make life amazing! Me and my pops are real close but we butt heads like crazy. Me and him are remodeling my house and we fight like crazy... but I wouldn't change it for the world. Guy is my best freind!
My little man is going as the hulk this year......and so am I....no shit green body paint and purple cut off shorts.....should be hilarious.....even gained 12 lbs to better look the part.....wish I even kind of succeeded lol
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I dont remember what I was when I was a kid. I guess i was never anything that cool. We grew up poor so fuck it. Now my little brother and sisters, 12 & 10, well mind you they have it all!
The wife and I are going to an In This Moment concert at the casino on halloween night. I'm pretty sure she will be something slutty, and I'll probably be something with cut off sleeves. And it never fails, she wears something slutty, and I have to fight them off. It's never come to blows, but close.
I'm thinking of dressing as Walter White/Heisenberg from Breaking Bad.....it'll be simple and cheap, either in whitey tighties with an apron on and yellow elastic gloves, or just the black fidora hat and sweater he's always in.....Hitting up downtown, it's always packed with girls competing with each other to see who has the sluttiest outfit....Lots of eye candy
I have a party to go to next weekend. I'm going as a flasher. Black over coat, skin colored underwear with a dildo tied to it, should get a few laughs
I'm thinking of dressing as Walter White/Heisenberg from Breaking Bad.....it'll be simple and cheap, either in whitey tighties with an apron on and yellow elastic gloves, or just the black fidora hat and sweater he's always in.....Hitting up downtown, it's always packed with girls competing with each other to see who has the sluttiest outfit....Lots of eye candy